Hey, Wheels. Am I selfish?

Bzz-bzt?

 

I ask because I feel like I've been so self-centered lately.

Well, maybe-

 

I'm always thinking about myself before others, and sometimes I think that my selfishness and vanity are really getting the best of me.

 

That's probably-

 

Did you notice that about me, Wheels? I don't really listen to what other people have to say. Psheeoot!! In one ear and out the other.

 

Bzzt-bzzzzt-bz-zzzt-bzt-bzzzeet.

 

Aw, thanks man. For a while there I was starting to think I was acting like a real prick! I feel much better now. Thanks for being such a good friend. I got your back too, remember that.